Why isn't Charles Wang blogging? This guy is pure gold around here. A lot has been said of the DiPietro signing today (15 years for $67.5 million), but the thing is, who cares about that? Sure, it's insane, makes no sense, probably isn't legal. But that shouldn't concern anyone. The nation should be taking up arms wondering why they don't have access to the innermost workings of this mans mind. He's not just insane, he has gone past the insane, transcended the insane, into a new model, which only looks insane, but is really just the universe coming together in one complete package.
As luck would have it, JAHL has obtained copies of the notes Wang has scribbled in the sidebar of his meeting notes. Let's take a look:
Fascinating stuff. The man is a genius. Truly one of the most underestimated minds in hockey. I expect the cup to be on the Island by January. Bet Wang does too ."To Do: Find out what the GM does."
"How many different words are there for Snow?"
"Saving money on new Soundtigers equipment: Check"
"Nothing more noble than a goalie. Find them more money."
"Get me a chihuahua"
"I wonder, what happens to ice when it melts?"
"Does Kevin Costner play defense"
"Yashin: 18 years, $94 million: make happen!!!" (Was underlined, circles, and had little hearts and hello kitties all around it)
"Oh no, what did I just do?"
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